REALLY . . . I Don't make this stuff up!

So the other day, mind you the one day all year that Hubby does not come home for lunch. . . I am making lunch for just Bubby and I when I noticed that it was all too quiet in the house. Every mother of a toddler knows that feeling! I look around in search of Bubby only to find him pouring the brand new bottle of dog shampoo on his head. Fortunately I caught him way before he dumped the whole thing, but he still made a huge mess. let me tell you the resulting bath was no fun for him-- his eyes were burning and he did not understand why we had to keep rinsing, and rinsing and rinsing. He was even trying to grab into my neck and bail out of the tub at one point! Seriously though, in my defense have you ever tried to rinse THAT much shampoo off of a toddler before? It is not so easy!